2.11 — “Rivals”
Plot: Quark finds himself in competition with Prince Humperdinck as a rival con artist sets up a competing casino. Meanwhile, Bashir and O’Brien search for their own Waterloo on the racquetball court.
Thoughts: “I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
Well, this is an episode about nothing, and I don’t approve. The “randomness is broken” plot in particular doesn’t work. But there are a few nice things.
I like the woman con artist, much better than the male con played by Chris Sarandon. Bashir and O’Brien’s competition strikes some good notes. Bashir’s track suit is an inspired piece of costuming. The 109th Rule of Acquisition is a hoot. “Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.”
But keep it up, DS9, and you will try my patience. Seinfeld can get away with being about nothing. It doesn’t become you half as well.
2 out of 5 new currencies. Isiks?
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