1.25 — “Conspiracy”

1.25 — “Conspiracy”

Plot: Picard is summoned by emergency frequency to a rendezvous with three other Starfleet captains, who believe that something wrong is taking over Starfleet command. One of the captains, an old friend who introduced Jack and Beverly Crusher, is soon killed by the unexplained destruction of his ship. Picard leads the Enterprise crew back to Earth to confront Starfleet directly, and get to the bottom of this.

Thoughts: Well, this is a change of pace.

TOS did change tone frequently, often seeming to try out different genres week to week. It even found time to try out the style of 1950s xenophobic science fiction with its first season closer, 1.29 — “Operation: Annihilate!” I seem to recall that episode having more story, however. We learned details about the pod creatures’ home planet and the method by which they spread through space, and there was beautiful location shooting and ambitious scenes creating the illusion of hundreds of pod creature flying through the air. The introduction of Kirk’s nephew gave the episode a feeling of pathos. It’s not the best episode of TOS’ first season, but I guess I’m going on about it because re-watching “Operation: Annihilate!” would be more fun that trying to write about “Conspiracy.”

It’s not that the episode is flat-out terrible, it’s just that the ambition of the writers is so meager, you don’t get a crumb of story more than the minimum to get from point A to B. The result is an attempted pot boiler which consists of little more than a thinly disguised string of half-baked exposition, without any interesting concepts.

There are some interesting visuals. My favorite is the camera setup where Picard beams into the far distance of the shot on Dytallix B and walks slowly forward down the ramp into the field of red light. The alien creature makeup for Picard’s ally Captain Rixx was pretty good.

The second arresting visual sequence was the gruesome faceoff with poor Remmick and the alien queen. For a second there, I thought I was watching Dead Alive (1992).

I guess it’s worth pointing out that the resolution of the storyline where Picard and Riker shoot all the aliens to death without trying to talk to them or find out how they tick is very un-Star Trek. They decide to phaser the queen parasite because she’s ugly, apparently. I should be offended, but I can’t muster it. At this point, I don’t feel like TNG Season One has any integrity left to squander. Suddenly someone decides they should be making an action-adventure gorefest, and what could not be clearer is that the TNG writers room at this stage wasn’t really interested in science fiction.

I guess I’ll give the episode a low pass for being really dramatic. I hope the season finale goes out on a good note.

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7 responses to “1.25 — “Conspiracy””

  1. Randi Cohen Avatar

    Oddly, I liked it!  And actually I generally hate horror movies (but this was so cheesy I guess that the gore did not gross me out).  I include my original review prior to reading you guys’s takes on it:

    Wow!  Now that was unexpected!  A genuinely gripping installment!  I could not tear my eyes from the screen for most of it.  I would actually pass this episode, making it the second episode out of 24 that I would say that about.

    Now I could certainly argue that there are various holes in the plot, primarily that if the aliens were not ludicrously overconfident then they would clearly win.  Particularly because Picard is just an awful planner, as is Riker (how do they both just leave themselves alone with the suspicious people with no Plan B nor security detail?  Really?  And this is supposedly the best Captain in the fleet?  And after the selection process at Starfleet Academy?  Perhaps there’s some kind of cosmic radiation making all beings in the 24th century dumb as rocks?).  But clearly some of the scenes were not there because they made sense plot-wise but because they were super-creepy (i.e. serving Picard worms before they take him over), so OK, at least they kept my attention.

    Some griping exists on the internet about this, but I don’t mind the fact that this episode is totally not Star Trek (no major philosophical point, and more gruesome by far than any of TOS until Khan).  Actually, it rather reminds me of Khan, which suffered from a similar lack of moral/intellectual interest despite making slightly more of an attempt at that than this episode, and was similarly adrenaline-fueled.  Now don’t get me wrong, I would LOVE for this episode to actually have those things, but am just so grateful not to be bored to tears that I’m willing to overlook it.

    One super-great thing about this episode is that Beverly actually does something useful!!!!!  Multiple useful things, even!  How super-awesome.  Probably the first time on the show that a female character has done anything notable other than emote, act cute, be in trouble, or be nosy.  So far, I’m finding STTNG actually more sexist than STTOS, in which female characters at least appeared to have inner lives despite them being rarely shown on screen.   Which is super-annoying given the decades in which these shows were filmed!

    Best delivery: “Swimming is too much like… bathing.”  I am not sure how much I believe that Klingons actually don’t bathe (unless somehow their physiology prevents them from stinking to high heaven?), but the delivery is still awesome.

    Worst delivery: “He threw me around like a rag doll!”  That is just weird.  Emphasis should be on rag not doll.  

    Picard’s captain friend subscribes to the bugeye school of acting.  Subsidiary captains are the real deal though.  Apparently one of them (the one in the make-up) is a horror movie actor.  The other one has some serious gravitas also.  I would like to see her being Captain on Voyager instead of Janeway (who for some reason I could never believe was actually a Starship captain, since she seems kind of wussy.  This lady seems super-tuff.  Kind of like the female counterpart to the DS9 captain, who is my favorite Star Trek captain period.)

    Data talking to himself is cute.

    Overall, not really Star Trek, but I give it a pass because I was not bored while watching it.  Hopefully Season 2 will be better!

  2. sunny jim Avatar

    Um… Thank god it’s over?

    Riker pretending to have an alien hitchhiker was predictable. On the other hand, it meant he had to eat worms, which was a plus.

  3. R. Alex Reutter Avatar

    Geordi is telling dirty jokes to Data on the bridge?  Riker allows this while they’re on duty?  I guess maybe there’s lots of dead time. 

    Code 47!  I have been programmed to now fully expect to see the Nyan Cat on the screen.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzwlfnRKQes

    Four Starfleet captains gather for a covert meeting, including the new youngest captain in Starfleet history!  There goes Kirk’s record, and it’s a black woman!  I like all these actors and characters; hope we see more of them.  This episode is off to a good start.

    Welp, there goes Walker. 

    Good use of Data to mine the intership communications, and even the computer is trying to get Data to shut up when he goes off on a tangent.  That’s actually pretty funny.

    Aliens have taken over Starfleet.  How long until the crew of the Enterprise figures it out?  

    Gosh, it takes Riker forever to call security.  Then Worf doesn’t call for backup.  Finally, Crusher zaps the damn thing!  Is she the only one with common sense?

    Picard should really beam up or ask for more people to beam down.  

    Icky, grub-eating aliens.  Ewwwww.  This is gratuitous.

    They got Riker?! But… Dr. Crusher just said it can’t be undone!  Oh, Riker is just faking.  And… they just killed off the youngest captain in Starfleet history.  Yep, we just lost having a young competent black woman as a potential recurring character and kept freakin’ Admiral Quinn.

    They blow off a guy’s head and then blast the alien inside him.  Gross and gratuitous.

    Oooooh, but before they blew up Remmick, he sent a homing beacon.  So there will be more grossout Star Trek in the future?  I hope we just drop this plot.  

  4. R. Alex Reutter Avatar

    Yes!  It is really effective when paunchy old Quinn busts heads.  Too bad the others go down so easily at Starfleet HQ, though they were running out of time in the episode at that point.

  5. Kevin Black Avatar

    I think perhaps I was a little sour on this one due to exhaustion–I’m at the tail end of the 3 busiest weeks of the year at work right now. They certainly made an episode that was distinctive, and holds the attention.  I have more sympathy for Randi’a perspective than it might have appeared from my initial take.  But there is also an element of “what now?” and “c’mon” and “that’s not Star Trek.” It almost seemed like this should have been a Babylon 5 story, except that on that show it would have been much more elaborately plotted and better done, and maybe they would have sacrificed Riker. 🙂

  6. Kevin Black Avatar

    Hey, the Keeper episodes on the Centauri homeworld are pretty great… during my last rewatch of Bab 5, however, I did feel it suffered to a degree from not having more voices contributing to the teleplays.

  7. R. Alex Reutter Avatar

    Bringing up Bab 5 reminds me that part of the reason why TNG suffers in rewatching is that we now expect a TV series to play like a series of books, where each season is a “book” with season-long plotlines running through the chapter/episodes, so that it all builds to a satisfying conclusion.  TNG is stuck in TV’s episodic phase, where what happens in an episode stays in that episode, and things rarely happen that affect future episodes (with the exception of addition/subtraction of characters).  The fact that Merrick and Quinn and the rumors of “problems within Starfleet” aren’t a simple two-part episode is actually pretty amazing (to me) for the late 80’s.

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