3.1 — “Spock’s Brain”

3.1 — “Spock’s Brain”

Plot: Brain and brain, what is brain?! An alien woman wearing a fetching lavender mini-dress teleports aboard the Enterprise and uses a strange wrist device to knocks the whole crew unconscious. They wake up to find Spock in sick bay, with his whole brain surgically removed. Spock’s body is alive on life support (possibly in the same condition of the writers during composition of the teleplay). Kirk pursues the female brain-thief across the galaxy to an apparently primitive planet, in an effort to reunite Spock with his brain.

Thoughts: Brrraaaaaains. What a welcome back to season three! I’d like to be able to say this episode is fun to watch in a so-bad-it’s-good kind of way–as if someone created a brilliant farcical parody of Star Trek and convinced the original cast to play the roles. I watched this episode twice, however, in order to try it out with Eugene & Torie’s MST3K-style audio track from TheViewscreen.com (here: http://www.theviewscreen.com/laugh-treks/). I’m afraid I have to report that this episode is not rewatchable at all (although Eugene & Torie certainly helped me get through it).

Why does the alien brain surgeon bother to leave Spock’s body on life support? Why does she change his clothes? Unfortunately, if I start asking these kinds of questions, I will never stop.

There’s so much to make fun of in this episode–culminating in the most realistic surgery scene to appear on television EVAR–I don’t even know where to begin. I did learn some things. Scott is the only crew member who tucks his shirt into his pants. Sulu must have told Chekov about his hot rock trick from “The Enemy Within.”

When they were lowering the shower cap of all knowledge onto McCoy’s head, I expected DeForest Kelley to break character, turn toward the camera, and say “Well now I look ridiculous.”

“Spock’s Brain” was written by former Star Trek co-producer Gene Coon (writing under his pseudonym, “Lee Cronin”) who we have already observed in other episodes expressing regressive attitudes towards women. He also contributed brilliance to Star Trek as the creator of the Klingons in “Errand of Mercy,” and as co-writer of “Space Seed,” among many others. This episode goes to show that even your heroes can have feet of clay.

I would have rather watched 52 minutes of the TOS actors playing “Give me the Brain!”

As a parody of Star Trek , I give this 1.5 out of 5 stars. As Star Trek, no stars.

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4 responses to “3.1 — “Spock’s Brain””

  1. Randi Cohen Avatar

    Well, I liked it… sort of.

    Worst thing about the episode is its title.  I think if you called it pretty much anything else (“devolution”, “those whom gods destroy”, “all the pretty little horses”, whatever) it would gain a point just from that.  Too bad b/c third season has pretty great titles other than this.

    In defense of the sexism here, I think it is mainly confined to the male banter about the “delights” under the surface.  Honestly, the males on the planet are just as intelligence-deficient and primitive as the females, and once the leader puts on the brain helmet she is actually quite fierce and competent.  And the whole parallel devolution idea is not a terrible one.  It was done quite well in the “time machine”.  So personally I am okay with this episode, if we could just remove all references to “brain” (which makes most things inherently silly, it’s just a silly word) and if we skipped the last 10 minutes entirely, or at least the part where bones suddenly loses all knowledge of brain surgery then is coached through it by the patient (!).  Replace those with actually letting Spock go on for longer analysing the situation (and really, if your friend is miraculously brought back from the dead, is your first move to interrupt and laugh at him??  come on.)   That analysis was the most interesting part for me and could have had potential to fill out some of the interesting questions this episode raises.  Such as how exactly did this devolving start taking place?  What separated the men and the women?  How did the idea start of creating the knowledge helmet?  And, why not use one of their own brains to run the system?

    Also, they are not killing Spock in any real sense, and he is providing life support and probably preventing numerous deaths… so would it not honestly make sense to leave him there to guide the natives on a path toward independence?  Spock would probably be willing to do it too.  If he had a moral dilemma about returning to his body and Kirk had to convince him, that would have been a much more interesting end to the episode.

    Yes, other things also make little sense in this episode, but that has been true in many episodes prior, and to me it is forgivable if it makes an interesting point.  Which it doesn’t, but it is actually so close to doing!  Maybe Gene just needed to rewrite it a bit…

    2 out of 5  purple go-go boots, for its potential.

  2. Kevin Black Avatar

    The dialogue was pretty terrible. Kirk and the women below the surface basically are talking baby talk to each other, with Bones bailing Kirk out every so often to explain that this line of conversation is probably unprofitable. Good point that the male character on the surface does not come off any better/more realistically, although at least he is not on screen as long.

    How does the species reproduce if the males and females rarely interact? Presumably the central brain arranges for this somehow?

    I also thought that Spock might want to stay on the planet “needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” grounds. The reasons for not doing so are mostly sensualist reasons that he is not suppposed to be enthralled by (also an interesting thing to explore, if they had done it). Which also raises qustions about why they need a brain in the first place, why it has to be Spock’s brain, and why this is all becomes moot once they receive a 60 second lecture from Kirk about the virtues of making their own way in the world.

    I did like the purple go-go boots, however.

  3. R. Alex Reutter Avatar

    It’s SEASON THREE!

    LOOK!  The title text is blue!

    SEE! Scotty’s new hairdo!  It’s… awful.

    WATCH!  Spock in a hairnet and worse than dead!  As mentioned, the whole “they stole Spock’s brain” is ridiculous.

    Uhura is asking the right question.  Why did they take Spock’s brain?  

    Nice touch with Kirk saying “Mr. Spock — Mr. Scott” when they beam down and start to take readings.

    “Those women could never have set up a system like this.”  Hoo, boy.  We’re still in the 60’s.  

    So… I agree with Randi that there’s actually an interesting premise in here, but it’s buried.  Too bad.

  4. Kevin Black Avatar

    Scotty’s new hairdo bugs me, too. It seems very Italian, for a Canadian playing a Scot.

    One of the things that bothers me about “Spock’s Brain” is that there are so many episodes, especially in first season, where Kirk feels keenly the burden of commanding followers who may die in any number of ways (remember “Balance of Terror?”).This episode is like, “Oh, someone stole our First Officer’s brain? We’ll just fly across the galaxy and find it again, and he’ll be good as new! La, la, la, la.”

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