6.22 — “Suspicions”

6.22 — “Suspicions”

Plot: Beverly Crusher is relieved of duty and prepares to leave the Enterprise and her career behind after a series of experiments go wrong, costing the life of two scientists.

Thoughts: I am reminded of the XKCD cartoon: “SCIENCE! It works, bitches.” https://xkcd.com/54/

But not like this.

sunny jim points out that there is no reason to send a manned probe on a highly dangerous mission into the sun when all the data can easily be collected remotely by drone. Nor is there reason to precipitously abandon a promising line of research because of a few unexpected results, or because someone died. This is not a thing.

So, the premise is complete bollocks. As a murder mystery, it’s also not particularly good. The Takaran was tipped as the villain from the beginning. The explanation for motive that this respected scientist, present on Beverly’s invitation, just wants to steal the technology and turn it into a weapon for profit in this post-scarcity economy was unpersuasive. The writers are saying “I don’t think you care why this is happening, let’s move on.”

I could overlook most of this if the episode was fun. Gates McFadden’s delivery is so monotone, unfortunately, that Crusher could be diagnosing a patient, directing a play, or declaring that the dead body at her feet has been murdered and it all sounds the same.

Final request to the writers’ room in 1993: less technobabble, please.

2 of 5 metaphasic shields.

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3 responses to “6.22 — “Suspicions””

  1. Randi Cohen Avatar

    Never seen a Klingon deck someone for being bland before.

    “How do you like your coffee, Beverly?” “Bland, like the way I say and do everything.”

    Also, notice how everybody on the ship (including notably Picard and Guinan in this episode) continues a better therapist than Counselor Troi (who can’t even find the person she’s trying to counsel, apparently).

    Also, apparently Beverly is so fluent in esoteric research that she can do a better job of evaluating the viability of metaphasic shielding than actual scientists. Yet she is so poor at being a doctor that she cannot tell if a patient is dead or not, or even if Guinan actually has tennis elbow. Plus, she can pilot a shuttle? Perhaps she’s missed her calling and she should be a science officer? Research is a better profession to be bland in, also.

    Agree with you: this episode gets science wrong and the plot is a weak vessel for the even weaker acting and dialogue.

    Also, scientific embassadors are not actually non-scientists promoting science to scientists. They are actually scientists promoting science to the general public. You know, travelling outside the land of science to spread science? Rather travelling into the land of science to spread… better science? Because non-scientists are better equipped than scientists to know what good science is? Did the person who wrote this script like or know any scientists? Or take or pass any science classes? One doubts.

  2. Kevin Black Avatar

    Sick burns! I love it. All perfectly true. Although I feel like if this episode happened in Season One I’d be giving it a 4 just for having a modicum of polish.

  3. sunny jim Avatar

    There’s also the issue of, with an entire staff dedicated to Security, why is the chief medical officer the one who is doing the investigation of the Ferengi’s death?

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