3.19 — “Captain’s Holiday”
Plot: Badgered by his crew into taking shore leave, Captain Picard beams down for a week’s vacation on Risa, a leisure planet where visitors lounge around and are accosted by rude people. Picard meets Vash, a woman and archaeologist who is searching for the Tox Uthat, a very dangerous weapon described in legend (whose legends?). Two aliens arrive and tell Picard the Tox Uthat is from the future and they are a security team sent back in time to retrieve it. And the story continues from there (unfortunately).
Thoughts: Sorry, Vash fans (according to Memory Alpha, Vash will become a recurring character in TNG and DS9), I don’t care for this episode. “Captain’s Holiday” declares time and again that it has no intention of being taken seriously, so I won’t.
It’s a good thing. If I did, I’d have to knock it for being sexist, racist (that Ferengi mask looks a lot like a racial caricature, no? Of the noxious simpering Asian stereotype?), and relentlessly stupid. Worse, director Chip Chalmers allows Jonathan Frakes to smirk incessantly. I don’t know which is worse: watching Frakes smirk, or the joyless, forced, and unconvincing romance between Picard and Vash.
1 out of 5 satchels of forgotten camping gear. You’re sleeping outdoors how?
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